Moofi Bag Of Crap

Condition Crappy

Quantity Limit 1 per customer

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Bag O’ Crap Moofi One: parC o’gaB

Features

THE HOLY CRAP COMMANDMENTS v3.0
I. Thou shalt expect nothing beyond ONE bag of some kind and THREE crappy items.
II. Thou shalt not whine and complain when some people’s crap turns out to be nicer than yours.
III. Thou shalt take a moment to consider whether you might be better off just not buying this crap. 
IV. Thou shalt not expect better crap just because things are different this time. Crap is crap.
V. To paraphrase Stephen Stills, shalt thou not get the crap you want, want the crap you get.

Specs

Random Crap

Specs

Random Crap

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 2m 39.115s

Purchaser Experience

5% first woot
5% second woot
30% < 10 woots
28% < 25 woots
31% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

2% joined today
1% one week old
1% one month old
18% one year old
79% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

100% bought 1

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
21%	1%	1%	1%	0%	0%	0%	0%	1%	3%	1%	1%	2%	1%	10%	19%	23%	6%	1%	1%	3%	1%	0%	1%

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
2%	11%	30%	30%	20%	4%	2%

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