Gosh, this vac is super Neato!!
Just really, really keen, y'know, Jasper? It's Johnny-on-the-spot with the dirt bustin'. Golly, we haven't seen a vac as nifty as this here Neato vac for nigh on forever! So grab your best gal, filly, frail, dame, skirt, set o' gams, or your best beau, guy, fella, steady, main squeeze, or stripling and cut out to yer local gin joint speakeasy where you can cut a rug while Neato cleans your rug!