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Twin Size Memory Foam Mattress with Ventilation System & Contour Pillow

$199.99

+ $5 shipping

Condition:

New

Products:

1 10” Twin Size Memory Foam Mattress with Ventilation

1 Memory Foam Contour Pillow

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Young Man In A Hurry

What is this? Witty banter in space? Good thing I’m on a bed for when I FALL ASLEEP WITH BOREDOM.

Man, I was all set to stretch out on my Twin Size Memory Form Mattress with Contour Pillow and watch this TV show my pal recommended, but… it’s just so BORING ! What are they, TALKING about things? And they sound like philosophy majors playing D&D in a bar! Who really TALKS like this? And I wouldn’t be caught dead on some ship named after a glowing bug. Make mine… I don’t know, Deathshark or Electrobat or Tattoo Warrior. You know. something cool.

See, now, Episode III, that’s the kind of thing I want. Give me thirty minute space battles and no talking. And dark fights over lava, don’t forget the dark fights over lava. Somebody who makes a movie like that, they know me as well as the soft breathable memory foam on my twin bed. All I have to do is lie down, and it contours to me while still moving heat to keep me comfortable. I got a sweet pillow too, I call it Transformers Two because, like, it was only the best movie EVER MADE! Smashy stuff, robots, John Turturro… yeah, he was in that boring Big Lebowski art film, but you know what? I forgive him for that. A guy’s gotta have a career if he wants to ultimately score a sweet movie about killer robots.

Anyway, this crazy talk show in space, whatever. I mean, the chicks are hot, but blah, blah, blah, nobody wants to hear your stupid jokes and what is that, Chinese? I figured a show called Firefly might have some actual, you know laser FIRE in it, but whatever. At least I’ll be comfortable on my Twin Size Memory Form Mattress with Contour Pillow watching something intelligent like Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Now THERE’S a show for intellectuals. So subtle! So many hidden meanings that are easy to miss! I’m sure when I finally start sleeping in a full sized bed or a great big queen sized bed or a king sized bed I’ll still be able to rewatch a show like that and find new depths. I mean, a talking meatball? That’s funny on so many levels!

Sure can’t wait until next year when I’m old enough to drive. Bet I won’t be stuck here on a Twin Size Memory Form Mattress with Contour Pillow watching hipster sci-fi like Firefly every night. Oh, and what’s that guy, a priest or something? Who ever heard of a space priest? I see why this got canceled, sheesh.

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Condition: New

Features:

Patented ventilation system with unparalleled breathability
Twin-size mattress has open memory foam cell structure that allows cool air to displace warm air
Molds to your body and eliminates the uncomfortable pressure points and motion transfer common in most innerspring mattresses
Memory Foam has 2.5-inch 4-pound top layer with air flow ducts
Foam support structure features 3-inch core with air flow channels directing cool air throughout the mattress
High-density supportive base foam is 4.5 inches thick
Meets all flammability standards
Mattress cover is zippered for easy removal and washing
Memory Foam is resistant to dust mites and is naturally antimicrobial
10-inch mattress never needs turning and can be used with existing box springs or platform bed
Vacuum packed to 1/3 the size of the mattress – returns to 100 percent in 24-72 hours
Includes one memory foam contour pillow
Dimenssions: 39" X 75" X 10"

Pillow Specifications:

Type: Countour Pillow
100% Polyester terry cloth cover with zipper
Contour pillow dimension: 19.5" x 13.75" x 4" (50 x 35 x 10 cm)

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Care Instructions:

To maximize memory foam expansion; remove from packaging within 72 hours of receipt
Shipped vacuum sealed and compacted
Allow mattress to expand in a well ventilated area to remove chemical smell associated with compression
Expands to original shape in up to 72 hours
Due to the nature of Memory Foam, the firmness level of every item is unique. Please be advised that even similar products may produce different firmness results
Mattress is spot clean only

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