Woot® : One Day, One Deal™

Don’t you know anything about psychology? Operant conditioning clearly says that you can’t just do the same thing over and over. You have to mix it up a little, make it so that people don’t know when they’ll get a result and when they won’t get anything. Think of it as reverse Vegas. With six venomous snakes and a two pack of Xtreme 6ft HDMI Cable, you’ll soon have the best home security on the block.

Say a burglar comes in and takes your HDMI television. He’ll see a cable on the back. Maybe it’s a Xtreme 6ft HDMI Cable designed to transmit a quality signal. But maybe, it’s a venomous snake that you’ve attached to your spare television as a trap! And maybe now, just when he expects those 24k gold connectors to provide the highest quality transmissions, that’s when the snake will strike!

Before long, word will get out, and no burglar will want to even get near your Xtreme 6ft HDMI Cables. Even the bravest among them will simply move along to your neighbor’s home, leaving you crime safe, and happily watching a clear, steady signal.

You don’t think a venomous snake would ever be able to logically survive behind a television? Well, looks like SOMEbody’s never been a Dungeon Master.