Norelco has always been there for me--I can shave on my boat, on a "business trip," even in the clink! Thanks!

Shaving transformed me from a PI to a philanthropist billionaire with a heart of gold!

Unfortunately, my Norelco quit after the lower half of my head...

Sigo luchando para los ideales zapatistas, pero ahora que malfuncionó mi Norelco, ¡tengo que esconder mi cara!

Caveat Emptor: when the razor quits but the goo keeps coming out, the results can be disastrous!

Although the Norelco can be used to shave any part of the body, users should be aware that it was primarily designed with a beard in mind. It is therefore recommended that users employ the Norelco only for shaving beards; caution should be taken when deviating from this advice.

Finally, we discover the true identify of Brave Woman!

This powerful new Norelco can transform you into a new man (for better or for worse)

Now available in micro size

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Actionable Mango wrote:

Hey, Mango, are those girls photoshopped into the After picture or were they originally in there?

I will find you. No matter how long it takes, no matter how far, I will find you.

KITT...or chicks?

chicken wrote:

Norelco has always been there for me--I can shave on my boat, on a "business trip," even in the clink! Thanks!

Sorry guys, the Scott Peterson reference gets my vote. How funny, I wonder if California has the Lethal Goo Injection...If not, I'm sure his cellmate Bubba can help him with some non-lethal Goo Injection

LOL GREAT PICS PEOPLE,WOOT THEY SHOULD ALL WIN

richiers wrote:

LOL GREAT PICS PEOPLE,WOOT THEY SHOULD ALL WIN

We should all get coupons for free hats. :(

Looking forward to the next bag o crap (when this doesn't sell out)?




viva la woot!

- Spiderjak@gmail.com -

omfg?

First woot post and I think I made a first impression... hopefully :twisted:

I went one step further and created the game NORELCO vs OSAMA at http://www.cvc.org/puzzle/games/norelco

I went one step further and created the game NORELCO vs OSAMA at http://www.cvc.org/puzzle/games/norelco
Have fun!

HAHA they go to the trouble of removing your picture so you repost, that is a lagre set of hairy ones man, I am assuming hairy since fedex isnt that fast so theres no way to shave em yet.

dter wrote:

Actionable Mango wrote: Hey, Mango, are those girls photoshopped into the After picture or were they originally in there?

Norelco uncovers Osama:

My bad, i guess no nudity is allowed on this site. my bust, i didnt read the rules/regulations of the photoShop contest.

here's a clean version of what i did.

Moderator Edit: Linkified again for possible not-safe-for-work-ness
http://bingweb.binghamton.edu/~sgoldst3/woot/SCoGold_woot1v2.jpg






and also a bush version







my bust again if this doesnt qualify. but alteast keep the bush one :twisted:

Yea. this contest is the highlight of my night.

Does anyone know of any other photoShop contests out there on the web?

Einstein:

http://www.touristofdeath.com/coppermine/thumbnails.php?album=1&page=1&sort=da

I had to look at some disturbing pictures in order to make this one.

alight, who's winning so far?

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linnaeus wrote:

alight, who's winning so far?

I would like to say that I am :-D But that's just my opinion.

I really like the osama to OJ one, it's good. But go to page 4 and I'll keep putting more on there. Everybody else is just putting pictures of peoples asses and lesbians and boobs. Nothing wrong with that but it's already gotten boring because everybody is doing it!

zechs77 wrote:

linnaeus wrote: alight, who's winning so far? I would like to say that I am :-D But that's just my opinion. I really like the osama to OJ one, it's good. But go to page 4 and I'll keep putting more on there. Everybody else is just putting pictures of peoples asses and lesbians and boobs. Nothing wrong with that but it's already gotten boring because everybody is doing it!

Yes, sorry. I liked your pimp my shaver, but I wasn't aware it was yours otherwise I would have mentioned it :-D

It could look a little bit cleaner, but its funny.