The weirdest thing happened to me this weekend. I was out shopping and I found these great pullovers, so I got you one.
I know, I know, it’s not your birthday or anything. I just thought I’d get this great pullover for one of my greatest friends.
I mean, yeah, I also noticed that you never wore that tee shirt I bought you last week. Or the tank top I got you the week before that. But I just figured it’s been too cold out for that stuff.
But it’s not too cold for pullovers. No way. Pullovers are warm. You could put yours on right now and be comfortable!
You know, funny you should ask. It is actually the same pullover that I’m wearing right now. So if you were to put your pullover on right away, we’d be wearing the same pullover. Hahaha wouldn’t that be funny?
*Wouldn’t that be wonderful?*
What? No, I uh…I didn’t say anything.